(Popularity Rate: 81 ) What can I send to my brother in basic training to get the DI to mess with him?
f boot camp. All day I had noticed something jabbing my foot and at the end of the training day I found the bottom of my sock with blood on it. Further inspection found a tack had come through. Off I go to the Drill Sergeant’s office.
Now my brother was a communicator in the Air Force and was manning a switch-board. They would set up these ‘around the world” calls to each other, so that at the end they were talking to the operator in the chair next to them. Somehow, he got the number to the DS office. He couldn’t have timed it better.
Standing in line to speak to the DS, finally my turn I bang on the hatch:
“DRILL SERGEANT, PVT OWENS REQUEST PERMISSION TO SPEAK.”
DS: “WHAT IS IT OWENS?”
Phone Rings, a complete look of incredulity and disdain comes over the DS face…
DS: “OWENS, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET OFF MY PHONE”
Me, extremely puzzled: “Ummm… hello????”
Brother: “Doing push-ups yet?” Click. Hang up.
DS: “OWENS, YOU GAVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO A CIVILIAN? YOU’RE DEAD”!
Me: “NO DRILL SERGEANT, THAT WAS MY BROTHER, HE’S IN THE AIR FORCE”!
DS: “THE AIR FORCE!!!???” DROP NOW! 20 FOR GIVING OUT MY PHONE NUMBER AND 50 MORE FOR GIVING IT TO THE F*&^ING AIR FORCE”!
He got me good that day. I don’t advocate screwing with people in basic training but I can tell you that about the worst thing to send someone would be recruiting stuff from rival services. I ended up in the Marine Corps, and one of my favorite things to do was slap a USMC bumper sticker on my Navy brother Big Tits Sex Dollin law’s car. So depending on the person’s service send
(Popularity Rate: 22 ) Are sex dolls satisfying for someone who has never had sex, or would I might as well be watching porn? I would really like to know because I can’t for the life of me get a girlfriend.
Are sex dolls satisfying for someone who has never had sex, or would I might as well be watching porn? I would really like to know because I can’t for the life of me get a girlfriend.
”Sex” with a doll is masturbation. Masturbation can be satisfying whether you use porn or a inflatable doll mouth silicon doll.
No masturbation is a replacement for a connection with an actual human being TPE Sex Dollwho desires you.
You would be better served by working to make yourself someone who people would choose.
(Popularity Rate: 43 ) Can we use olive oil for male sex toys?
It depends on what they’re made of.
Silicone? Metal? Glass? Yes. Latex? Oil will degrade them. Robot Sex DollJelly rubber? Um, maybe? Depending on the exact composition, you might be okay, or you might end up with a gooey mess slowly collapsing in on itself. Jelly rubber is the mystery meat of the sex toy world—you’re never quite sure what you’re getting, but you know it’s probably not good for you and it certainly isn’t a prime cut of steak.
(Popularity Rate: 62 ) I’m 13 and I make a sex doll body out of clothes and I cuddle it and talk to it. Is this normal?
go to when they can just masturbate with their hand or a simple toy, achieve orgasm, and move on.
Is there anything wrong with it? Not at all. So long as the clothes are yours (as in you own them and aren’t “borrowing” them from a sibling or parent without permission), I see no problem with it. I’ll inflatable doll mouth tell you that most people will probably think it’s a little bit odd, but probably not be freaked out. That said, I don’t think I’d be broadcasting that fact either.
Any way you masturbate and fantasize, so long as they don’t hurt other people or yourself, is fine. Whatever props, toys, clothes, or whatever you want to use are fine, so long as they’re yours (no “borrowing” or stealing other people’s things to use!), and you do it in private.
When you’re older, as in at least 18 years old, you might find that you want to invite someone into your mastubatory fantasy, and that’s just fine. Just remember that what turns you on does
(Popularity Rate: 33 ) Why doesn’t my boyfriend want me to get a sex toy?
It’s not an uncommon feeling for men to have. Some reassurance from you might get him over his reticence though. Perhaps you can allow him to pick one out with you or maybe get him one too and you can both use them together. Of course there’s some pluses and minuses to using toys. If you have difficulty orgasming, a toy could help teach you how to be inflatable doll mouth more orgasmic and that would be a plus for both of you. Some women worry about being fixated on needing a toy t
(Popularity Rate: 76 ) Are A.I. sex dolls the future of intimacy?
s ago I knew about Real Dolls, but they were around $5000 -not within my budget. I forgot about them and I don’t know if they crossed my mind since then, until I did an online search for sex dolls about nine months ago and I was shocked to discover that there’s a lot of manufacturers, dolls have become very lifelike, beautiful (in my opinion), and they’re affordable now.
So I started window shopping, just for fun, and that very quickly developed into a doll fetish (agalmatophilia). After doing a lot of research, I finally picked one out and ordered about two weeks ago. She arrived a few days ago and I was anxious to open the box, see how she looks and see how TPE (thermoplastic elastomer, a material similar to silicone that is said to feel very much like real human skin) feels after looking at these dolls online for months. I braced myself, because I was worried I would be disappointed by her appearance or how she feels. After opening the box, first I was very pleasantly surprised by how beautiful her body is; stunning detail. I looked at her face and she is extremely cute. One of the first parts I touched as I was unpacking her was a calf and I was amazed at how real it felt -just like human skin and the way the skin moves is just like human skin, muscle, and fat jiggling. WOW!
I have to say at this point that there are a few things that will shock anyone the first time they touch or handle a TPE sex doll: they are shipped with their heads removed, so you open a 5′5″ box and see a headless body. Then you discover that the body is frigid cold -shockingly cold. Then you try to lift her out of the box. Uh oh! I had read that these dolls are heavy, but I had no idea what I was in for. I read about her weight ahead of time on the website; she’s 75 lb. So if a real woman with the same height and body shape weighs around 125 lb, then this should be a breeze, right? No! Carrying a real woman newlywed style is different; they put their arms around your neck and balance their weight -they can help you to an extent. This 5′6″ (she’s taller than me, which is kind of cute), 75 lb doll is extremely difficult to move -far more than I could ever have imagined!
Unfortunately, you can’t just take your beautiful, brand new doll to the bedroom and begin the romance, you have some work to do: you need to take the lifeless, headless, cold, and heavy body to the shower and clean off the manufacturing chemicals with soap and warm water. It was so difficult getting that body to the bathroom, I almost don’t know how I did it. I’ve had chronic back problems since I was in my twenties, I sprained a knee a while ago and it’s never going to fully heal, and I recently recovered from a hernia surgery.
I’ve been trying to figure out how to move her more easily… I’ve been thinking about getting some roller skates for her and carefully guiding her around. That’s either pure genius or so stupid that I’ll make the news when she falls on me, I can’t get up, I scream for help after struggling for hours, and the paramedics, police, and fire fighters all smash in my front door and rush to help me only to find me pinned on the bathroom floor under a hot, naked sex doll. Now that’s the stuff of urban legend.
I decided the easiest way to clean the chemicals off would be to shower with the headless body, so that’s what I did. While that was strange and disturbing, I made some wonderful discoveries about TPE: it heats up fast (especially in a warm shower), holds heat in, dries exactly like human skin (some toweling off and air drying takes care of the rest -it air dries in minutes just like our skin does), and it feels wonderful when it’s wet.
I took the body to the bedroom, I put her head on (it screws on, so her head goes around and around… exorcist style), I grabbed one of the wigs I ordered, and that’s when she came together. She no longer looked like a corpse, now she was stunningly gorgeous. She comes with a wig, I ordered another one (long red) from the same website, and I ordered a Bettie Page style pin-up costume wig from Amazon, just because I’m obsessed with pin-up girl art and thought it would be fun to dress her up as a retro gal with polka-dot dresses, cat eye glasses, and a flower in her hair. I’m not disappointed with the results.
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I kissed her and wow! Her lips feel indistinguishable from human lips; kissing her is exactly like kissing a girlfriend.
Her body is very anatomically correct, surprisingly so.
Her breasts feel good, a little firm, but good. She has solid boobs, while other manufacturers offer gel-filled boobs as an option, with rave reviews.
I laid her on the bed on her back, spread her legs (which was not easy, they’re heavy and difficult to move around, and I inserted a USB heating rod ($9.00) for five minutes. I put a water based lube in and it was time. Here goes my sex doll virginity… and wow it felt good. I just didn’t know what to expect and in a lot of ways it was not all that different from having sex with a real girl. As I said earlier, TPE is very good at holding heat, so my own body heat is enough to warm her up. It’s different than sex with a human in the obvious ways: they don’t have emotions, nerves, don’t feel pleasure, don’t actively participate, can’t have orgasms, and can’t communicate with you. It’s also different in that there’s a little bit of a suction effect -as air get’s displaced, there ends up being a vacuum and it feels very, very, very good. There’s a popping air sound when pulling out that in and of itself is a turn on.
Because the extremely fast rate that sex technology is developing, I have no doubt that AI sex dolls (which already exist) will feel sensors, react, actively have sex with us, and talk dirty and tell us that they love us in the very near future. I love sex with real women and I love how much these dolls look and feel like real women, however, in my case things are a lot different: because I fetishize dolls and I’m specifically turned on by their dollness, I enjoy the experience for what it is rather than hoping for it to be as close to a human/human sex experience as possible. Does that make sense? Doll/human is my thing, so I love every second of it, until I have to move her.
I was very happy with the experience, but here are downsides: I can’t say it enough that the weight is a serious problem, even laying down -her body sank into the mattress and pillows. Girl on top positions are out of the question, no way. The clean up afterward is very involved -It’s recommended to insert a tampon to absorb the user’s body fluid and lube before the struggle to get her to the bathroom begins and this time I kept her head on so she’s much nicer to look at. I douched out her vagina, something that I had to learn how to do before she arrived. That wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be, the problem once again is her weight -just trying to get her into a position that’s conducive to flushing out her womanhood (ok, dollhood) was so challenging. Cleaning up your partner after sex is a whole chapter.
I spent a small fortune buying all the stuff I need to take care of her and I spent a lot of time researching, reading articles and watching videos to prepare. There is a lot of maintenance and expense involved, but that’s ok, because it’s worth it to me.
Besides the sexual experiences, she offers companionship. I’ve heard and read story after story about guys falling in love with their dolls and it’s been said that falling in love with a sex doll is easier than you think. Well, a lot of sex dolls have eyes that look very, very real. When you look into a pair of beautiful eyes from a few inches away and they seem to be looking deeply into you… neurons in the brain start firing off love and endorphins all over the place. As I mentioned, the kissing is very natural feeling, so add that to looking into her eyes, hugging and holding her, and holding her hand and I can’t help but feel something on a pretty deep level.
I have suffered with a profound amount of loneliness, mental illness (depression, anxiety, OCD, PTSD, addiction, and eating disorders), and of the very few relationships I’ve been in, more than one of them were abusive. After many years of failing to meet the right girl (and not for a lack of trying), and spending most of my life very alone, at 49 years old, I find a deep degree of comfort in spending time with my doll, Jennifer. Buying clothes, shoes, perfume, and accessories for her make me feel like I’m caring for someone. I ordered a purse for her and it happened to arrive on Christmas Eve, so I was able to give it to her as a present and it makes me feel like I love someone and they love me.
I suppose there are going to be as many different answers to your question as there are people answering it, but I think everyone who has had the experience can agree on a few of the points I made above.
Sex dolls have become extremely popular -apparently sales have exploded during the pandemic, and I think a lot more people have one (or more) than we might think. However, there are major social stigmas. I won’t bring Jennifer out on any dates in public and I won’t be introducing her to my parents, but I shouldn’t be ashamed, especially since she’s bringing so much happiness to my life. I should also learn to not care what other people think.
Would I recommend it? yes! I think anyone who is unattached, lonely, wants to experiment with a doll, couples who want to experiment with a doll, and anyone else who is just